Advertising That Will Make You Want To Shut Your Legs

The Dutch clothing company Suit Supply came up with an innovative new strategy for selling its wares: make the ads all creepy and porno-like. Wearing a snazzy suit most def gets you free upskirt peeks and kinky kitchen play

Design a sex toy

Have you got a great idea for a sex toy? Thought of a design that would be more popular than the best-selling rabbit? Enter the LoveHoney.co.uk Design A Sex Toy Competition and you could win £1,000 - and a lifetime of royalties on your sex toy's sales.

Leading online retailer LoveHoney.co.uk has joined forces with experts from the UK sex toy industry to give bedroom inventors a golden opportunity to turn their sexy ideas into cash. The winner of the Design A Sex Toy Competition will collect a £1,000 first prize - and a royalty when the product is manufactured and sold worldwide. Read more >>

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Agent Provocateur’s Virgin Collection

Hot, steamy, seductive - a turning up of the heat. We wait for the new and revealing Agent Provocateur ads every season, but especially during this winter season, with the Arctic tundra chill rendering our old lingerie to icicle status. And Agent Provocateur doesn’t disappoint, shaking things up, standing out with a sensual difference. This season AP introduces their Virgin Collection and the campaign blazes gloriously with a flame-shooting fieriness. [via]

Christmas Pic Competition

All of us here at NewbieNudes would like to wish you and your family a fantastic Christmas and holiday season!

This week we have announced a new Christmas pic competition that offers over $3,500 in prizes to the winners. Entry is open to all, and the competition will be judged in the first week of the new year. Click here to read the competition details. We can't wait to see what you all come up with!

Tantra Chair

Explore the sacred sexual positions of the Kama Sutra with this amazing and unique chair design. This finely crafted, most exquisite tantric sex chair is designed to greatly enhance sexual positions.

With this unique chair, not only will you experience unparalleled comfort and support, but you will also experience glorious new sensations as The Tantra Chair gently guides and effortlessly changes your pelvic angles during lovemaking.

World’s Most Hyped Vibrator

A highly customizable sex toy with a stimulation system unlike any other, the SaSi’s hype was making waves long before the toy got anyone off. Eight months later, this “sensual intelligence” device has finally hit the shelves, enabling women everywhere to slap against their loins and feel the joys of finely crafted tech.

Long Distance Lovemaking

What? You haven't seen Tara Tainton touch herself on video yet? You haven't heard her come while watching her tendons tense, her breasts tremble, her head tossed back in full surrender as her lips part to exhale the exhaustive, full-bodied, and pleasure-ridden cry of her own female orgasm? Well, avoid the opportunity any longer.

And you know how it is — you’re watching your favorite clip, grooving along to some good vibrations, when suddenly your vibrator’s battery dies. Talk about a buzzkill.

But now, with the aid of this fabulous USB-powered “massager” those days are over…

Agent Provocateur re-launches raunchy new website

Designed like a private x-rated movie with seamy film footage of semi-naked men and women, the site also includes pictures from the latest lingerie collections and an ‘adventures’ section which encourages viewers to fantasise that they are voyeurs in an erotic cult club in paradise.

Chocolate Body Talk

Say it with chocolate. Then eat your words.

Chocolate Relations

Sex is great, but what happens when flames die down? Can it ever be fun again?

Keeping your sex life exciting isn't easy.

* Talking dirty? That was fun for a while.
* Kama Sutra? Tried it, but seems like a lot of work.
* Role playing? Uh yeah, that didn't go so well.
* Chocolate syrup? Wow...now that was messy!

So what to do?

Sex on the brain

The most powerful sex organ is between your ears. Without your brain you wouldn't be able to fantasize about people you find sexy, right? Have you ever heard a woman ask for more foreplay? Nine times out of 10 they are really asking you to stimulate their mind so they feel sexy. Men feel like superheroes when women find them sexy. How can both parties quickly get what they want?

The Secret To Being Sexy

Countless scientific studies have shown that "sense of humor" is the one of the most powerful attractors for both men and women. We love being around people that make us laugh because it helps us relax. Laughter reduces stress, releasing natural pain killer hormones called endorphins. When we relax we become more receptive to wishes of others. One French neurologist even stated that one minute of non-stop laughter is worth 45 minutes of deep relaxation. Ah, a shortcut to total relaxation…sounds good, doesn't it? So let's take it to the next level.

How is this food legal?

The Aztec's would drink massive amounts of chocolate because to them it was an aphrodisiac. Today we know this isn't true. Although, if it's not, why do people (especially women) crave it so much? Chocolate contains small amounts of two very powerful brain stimulants. One chemical is called anandamide which causes a feeling of well-being in the brain. The second more interesting chemical is called phenylethylamine. This same chemical is used by the brain to release the pleasure hormone dopamine during orgasm. Read more >>

Sex & Chocolate

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We love sex — obviously — and we’re also pretty into chocolate. So something that promises both sex and chocolate? Consider us sold. Okay, so maybe Babeland Bliss Truffles are a little more chocolate than sex, but we’re willing to compromise for something this cute. Little chocolates decorated with our favorite sex toys? Priceless! What better way to say, “I’m sexually liberated and I appreciate fine food”?

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Erotic Car Seat

Ladies, are you getting bored on your way to work? Commute in various stages of ecstasy with this Erotic Car Seat Seduction Massager, letting four areas of your posterior know in no uncertain terms that there's a whole lot of shakin' going on. Plug it into your car's cigarette lighter, and as you manipulate its handheld intensity control, it'll keep "your most treasured pleasure points" alive and kicking until you arrive safely at the salt mines.

Sure, there are plenty of car seat massagers on the market, but this £59.99 ($124) contraption is explicitly designed for m'lady's pleasure. Now you can add one more distraction to your morning commute in addition to talking on the phone, eating breakfast, listening to the radio and applying makeup: taking a ride on the hootchie koochie vibration train. Just let us know which highway you take to work before you purchase one of these poontang shakers, and we'll alter our route accordingly.

Tingletip - the ultimate vibrator

I was immediately drawn to the Tingle Tip stand at the Adults Only Show in Birmingham recently. The poster on the back wall gave me a hint of what I was going to find there. It was a large image of an electric toothbrush head.

Now we have all heard the stories about women who got off using their electric toothbrush for stimulation. And I must say that I never subscribed to that. After all, wouldn’t the bristles scour your clitoris or labia. No, it never quite sounded credible to me.

So I made my way over with Alex to the stand and behind the counter stood the most pleasant and unassuming couple. You wouldn’t have believed that this couple had designed and created this miracle in womanly pleasures. And there before me stood Mr and Mrs Tingletip themselves.

They were very charming and helpful and only too keen to let me have a free sample of the Tingletip to take me and review. I was eager to get back home and give it a try to see if all the hype about this discreet vibrator was true. I regretted not having taken my electric toothbrush with me at the hotel.

The Tingletip comes with a very nice suedette pouch in black with purple ribbon drawstring. A nice touch. You can purchase your Tingletip here for only £11.99. It looks exactly like a toothbrush head for the Oral B range except that it doesn’t have any bristles for obvious reasons. Read more >>

The Nea

The Lelo Nea is no everyday alternative to the usual devices offered for personal pleasuring.
For starters, it looks very appealing - almost disguising it's intended purpose. With benign
curves and pleasing colours that would be quite at home next to your mobile, I've even
played naughty guessing games with friends as to exactly what this innocent looking device
truly is!

Design and comfort have been supremely well considered by designer Jesper Kouthhoofd,
who - and I quote - has gone about intepreting the "romanticised aesthetics of an
archetypal sweet heart tattoo" in the Lelo's contours.
But, how does it perform? Beautifully - in fact - it may just change any negative ideas
you've ever had about such things. The Lelo works a charm. Shall we say, exquisite delight
in a very neat package.

A 2 hour charge lasts for good 7 hours. LED buttons allow easy speed selection. The wrapping is
discreet and luxurious looking. This one is definitely on my short list of favourites now.

Erotic Audio Stories For Women

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Apply for the Red Fruit Farm

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Girls, if you're looking for a new job, there's an open position as Managing Director at the Red Fruit Farm, a new branded entertainment website and competition launched in The Netherlands (but everything is in English) to promote the drink Coebergh.
Yes, it's a sexy (and rather sexist) campaign but it's a very good example of how far we are now with branded entertainment. The concept is good, but what's impressive is the work behind the site: the video and all the little tests to take to submit your application show a great attention to details (why don't you send an "e-male"?) and a significant investment in terms of budget in this online marketing project.