So what are some of the excuses people make to keep their “magic number” low and their “I don’t make bad choices” view of themselves high? Oh, well there’s a whole list of ‘em!
Two pump chump: If it’s less than three pumps, it doesn’t really count.
The hangover: If you only remember some of it, it doesn’t really count.
Flaccid Freddy: If it doesn’t stay erect the whole time, it doesn’t really count.
Climax control: If he didn’t finish, it doesn’t really count.
Straight as an arrow: That girl on Spring Break doesn’t really count.
Timer Tammy: If it was less than two minutes, it doesn’t really count.
The one night stand: If it was only one time, so it doesn’t really count.
Anonymous fun: I didn’t even know his name, so it doesn’t really count.
College co-ed: It was just a college experience, it doesn’t really count.
Trippin’ traveler: If it happened in Vegas, it doesn’t really count.
The escort: If you pay for it then it doesn’t really count.
Kissing Karla: We didn’t kiss so it doesn’t really count.
The first time: Oh, the first time doesn’t really count.
Bad to the bone: It was awful, so it doesn’t really count. Read more >>
24 November, 2010
Why bad sex doesn't count
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Hpw about, just as you start to come, your manhood pops out and you ejaculate on her buttocks instead of inside her. Does that count?
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