28 January, 2009

Five ways group sex makes the man clean the house

1. A CLEAN HOUSE. There is something about a new female lover coming over that gets a man interested in cleaning. Never seen your partner volunteer to vacuum? Didn’t know he could dust? Watch as dirty clothes get picked up, dishes get put away and your house becomes sparkling clean.

2. LAUNDERED FRESH SHEETS AND TOWELS. When it is just you and your partner, it can be easy to leave the same sheets on the bed for weeks and to avoid washing the towels in the bathroom. But when you start opening your home up to new love, watch how much your man enjoys doing the laundry. If you want your house to seem like an elegant hotel with clean sheets and fresh towels every night, fill up your calendar with dates and see how much joy it brings him to do another load of wash.

3. A SPARKLING BATHROOM. There is nothing like the possibility of a long shower or bath with a third to give a man a reason to get out the bleach and start scrubbing those tiles. Once the two of you have lathered up a girl with soapy bubbles, he will understand why cleanliness is next to godliness. Read on >>

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