09 July, 2008

Good reasons to enjoy being single.

# I’ll start with the bathroom. There are no unwanted hairs in the bathroom that did not orignate from your body.

# You are not obliged to share your toothbrush/shampoo/shaving cream/razor with anyone.

# Only you leave your wet towel on the floor. This is fine for you to do. It’s your bathroom.

# There’s not an argument everytime you go out to dinner. You pay for yourself.

# (Female) You don’t have to shave your legs if you don’t want to. (Unless you’re on the prowl)

# (Male) You can leave the toilet seat up.

# Dinner with your parents isn’t as painful as it could potentially be.

# You have your blankets all to yourself.

# You can dance when you go out, you don’t have to sit down next to Mr/Miss I-Don’t-Dance, while all your friends have fun cutting loose (footloose)

# Things are where you put them. Not where someone else thought it would be better suited.

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