14 December, 2007

How dirty are you?

This past week, I had the pleasure of reading Dirty Girls: Erotica for Women, a collection of erotic stories written by and for women. Editor Rachel Kramer Bussel compiles a plethora of intense, sexual fantasies imagined by the everyday female mind, and all I can say is: cold shower, anyone?

Each essay had its own kinky fabrication, reminding us that men aren’t the only ones with sex on the mind. If anything, these stories outweigh any porn video that man ever created. From masturbation with the help of a stranger to steamy, "I want to make you bleed" sex, it'll leave you with a puddle of drool and the urge to jump on anyone who walks by you.

The book won’t be in stores until March 2008, but that doesn’t mean you can’t think of your own erotic fantasies in the meantime. "Dirty Girls is bound to inspire you to do something dirty," it proclaims, and I can promise you that yes, it certainly does. With that said, it's now time to chain myself to my desk so I don’t become the target of a sexual-harassment suit.

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