26 September, 2008

Erotica vs. Porn

Erotica comes from people with names like Anne Roquelare, Rachel Kramer Bussel, and Lisbet Sarai. Porn comes from people with names like Seymore Butts, Sledge Hammer, and Alexis Texas.

Erotica uses words like “mons”, “cleavage”, and “penis”. Porn uses words like “man meat”, “jizz”, and “cum dumpster”.

Erotica has themes like sex with a stranger, surprise threeways, and sex in the woods. Porn has themes like MILFs, Amateurs, and biracial orgies.

Erotica is generally sold with a very softcore image of a scantily or provocatively clad woman. Porn is generally sold with a very hardcore image of a woman whose genitals are as air conditioned as a summer house in Georgia.

Erotica often has twenty minutes of erotic tension before the first sex scene. Porn often has twenty minutes of advertisements before the first sex scene.

Erotica has titles like “Her Surrender”, “On The Balcony”, and “A Date with Destiny”. Porn has titles like “Young, Dumb, and Full of Cum”, “British Older Amateur Housewives #1″, and “Little Red Rides The Hood”. Read on >>

1 comment:

badinfluencegirl said...

oh man

rofl

clearly i don't write porn

*still laughing*