Happy Halloween

Shane Geil unleashes a limited edition of his pumpkin colored handmade Sperm. Only a few made it and we now have them in our office

Sperm Loves kisses. Rub Sperm on your face. Tell sperm how happy you are when you are together. Give sperm to your best friend.

Realizing its chances of making it to the pulsing orb were slim to none, Sperm decides to break away from the pack. Remembering its favorite movie "Poltergeist" Sperm swims back against the mindless masses and heads straight for the light. Sperm, now on its own and with just 72 hours of life to live, is looking for someone very special. Won't you let Sperm wiggle its way up one of your canals?