* For when he doesn't feel like it, but you do...
1. He's come home in a bad mood and gives you the silent treatment
Walk in carrying a six-pack of ice cold beer. Tell him he can have one for each sexual favour paid in advance.
2. He's vegging out in front of the TV
Secretly pop in a porn DVD
3. He's forever at the pub with his mates
Suggest a quickie in a public loo. Don't forget to check the door's locked
4. More than one calendar page has turned since you last did the deed...
Send him racy emails and links to erotic stories (not his work account in Darcnov's case!) detailing exactly what you want him to do to you.
5. He's working late. Again
Text him a photo of you wearing suspenders and stockings, sprawled on the bed, with the message: ‘Hurry Home'.
6. He is constantly on the PlayStation
Pull out one of your own sex toys. And give him a live demonstration.
Do you got any tips?
1. He's come home in a bad mood and gives you the silent treatment
Walk in carrying a six-pack of ice cold beer. Tell him he can have one for each sexual favour paid in advance.
2. He's vegging out in front of the TV
Secretly pop in a porn DVD
3. He's forever at the pub with his mates
Suggest a quickie in a public loo. Don't forget to check the door's locked
4. More than one calendar page has turned since you last did the deed...
Send him racy emails and links to erotic stories (not his work account in Darcnov's case!) detailing exactly what you want him to do to you.
5. He's working late. Again
Text him a photo of you wearing suspenders and stockings, sprawled on the bed, with the message: ‘Hurry Home'.
6. He is constantly on the PlayStation
Pull out one of your own sex toys. And give him a live demonstration.
Do you got any tips?
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